1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:37,333 THE KINGDOM OF HUNGARY. YEAR 1526. 4 00:00:52,958 --> 00:00:56,708 In a few hours The Ottoman Empire will destroy the army of Louis II of Hungary. 5 00:00:56,791 --> 00:01:00,625 Running away from the inevitable defeat, the king tragically drowns in a swamp, 6 00:01:00,708 --> 00:01:04,458 and the Kingdom of Hungary will lose its independence for the next 100 years. 7 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:25,208 Is he mute? 8 00:01:25,916 --> 00:01:28,583 He lost his voice when he was a kid 9 00:01:28,666 --> 00:01:30,833 and so I, Imre, take care of the church's business. 10 00:01:32,208 --> 00:01:33,875 Let's get down to business then. 11 00:01:39,291 --> 00:01:42,250 I have something that will make your future church 12 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:45,666 the most popular destination in the Kingdom of Hungary. 13 00:01:46,333 --> 00:01:49,416 Listen, merchant, cut out the teasers. 14 00:01:50,291 --> 00:01:52,875 Me and Ishtvan don't like foreplays. 15 00:01:56,833 --> 00:02:00,416 Back in the IX century, Europeans started to hunt for artifacts 16 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:05,583 relating to the earthy life of Jesus Christ. 17 00:02:06,583 --> 00:02:09,583 These artifacts prove that God exists. 18 00:02:10,708 --> 00:02:12,125 Or at least that he existed… 19 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:14,958 The most valued artifacts are those, which… 20 00:02:15,041 --> 00:02:16,375 What do you have? 21 00:02:18,791 --> 00:02:19,791 Something 22 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:24,541 that will bring here not only local pilgrims 23 00:02:24,625 --> 00:02:26,583 but also pilgrims from the Polish Kingdom 24 00:02:26,666 --> 00:02:29,416 and maybe even from the Grand Duchy of Lithuania. 25 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:34,250 Nails? 26 00:02:35,291 --> 00:02:36,291 No. 27 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:39,666 Crown of thorns? 28 00:02:40,375 --> 00:02:41,375 No. 29 00:02:41,916 --> 00:02:44,416 Nothing connected with "passions". 30 00:02:48,958 --> 00:02:51,583 -Foreskin? -No. 31 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:56,541 The baby tooth of the Savior. 32 00:02:59,041 --> 00:03:00,041 Show it. 33 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:03,500 I can't… 34 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:06,666 If I open the box, 35 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:09,250 the tooth will get in contact with oxygen 36 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:11,000 and turn to dust. 37 00:03:11,666 --> 00:03:14,041 And dust is not sellable. 38 00:03:19,375 --> 00:03:20,541 What did he say? 39 00:03:21,750 --> 00:03:23,250 He says it's a fake! 40 00:03:24,833 --> 00:03:26,708 Tell him he's wrong. 41 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:29,708 How can we trust you? 42 00:03:30,916 --> 00:03:33,083 This thing works miracles. 43 00:03:33,791 --> 00:03:36,083 You can find it out for yourself 44 00:03:36,166 --> 00:03:38,708 I will let you touch it, 45 00:03:38,791 --> 00:03:43,291 then we'll meet in a week and if a miracle happens in your life, 46 00:03:43,375 --> 00:03:45,083 you buy it from me. 47 00:03:47,833 --> 00:03:51,291 Should I use the index finger or the middle one? 48 00:03:51,375 --> 00:03:53,083 As you wish. 49 00:03:54,416 --> 00:03:55,916 What is he saying again? 50 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,041 He says the middle finger is more convenient. 51 00:03:58,125 --> 00:04:01,791 It's longer, so you don't need to stretch that much. 52 00:04:39,166 --> 00:04:40,916 For how long shall I be touching it? 53 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:43,333 That's enough. 54 00:04:48,416 --> 00:04:49,416 How is it? 55 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:51,583 Do you feel anything? 56 00:04:55,125 --> 00:04:56,416 Not yet, actually. 57 00:05:01,791 --> 00:05:05,208 I'll meet you here in a week, 58 00:05:05,291 --> 00:05:08,375 and there will be only one question to answer: 59 00:05:08,458 --> 00:05:10,708 "Has a miracle happened in your life?" 60 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:27,666 MY THOUGHTS ARE SILENT 61 00:07:39,833 --> 00:07:45,250 VADIM ROTT 62 00:07:46,375 --> 00:07:48,958 BASED ON A TRUE STORY 63 00:07:49,916 --> 00:07:51,125 Mr. Rott… 64 00:07:53,458 --> 00:07:55,666 The dental implant surgery… 65 00:07:55,750 --> 00:07:58,875 Sorry… Just call me Vadim. 66 00:08:00,875 --> 00:08:01,875 Vadim, 67 00:08:02,833 --> 00:08:06,458 the dental implant surgery, in your case, 68 00:08:07,541 --> 00:08:10,041 will cost a little more than usual. 69 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:13,583 How much? 70 00:08:15,166 --> 00:08:16,875 750 dollars. 71 00:08:21,791 --> 00:08:23,333 Is it a price for all teeth? 72 00:08:25,458 --> 00:08:26,541 Just for one. 73 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:28,708 And that's without insurance. 74 00:08:34,791 --> 00:08:38,083 Why is it so expensive? 75 00:08:38,166 --> 00:08:41,125 This is due to your complicated jaw structure 76 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:43,666 and the complex nature of your injury. 77 00:08:45,875 --> 00:08:46,958 Do you feel bad? 78 00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:50,541 It feels as if there is a lump in my throat. 79 00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:53,958 Somewhere near my Adam's apple. 80 00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:59,833 Sometimes it feels like a real apple. 81 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:02,625 How big of an apple? 82 00:09:03,291 --> 00:09:04,500 Like a Mcintosch? 83 00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:08,916 More like a Granny Smith. 84 00:09:10,291 --> 00:09:12,541 And when you try to swallow it… 85 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,458 …it feels more like a Pink Lady. 86 00:09:17,666 --> 00:09:19,083 Does your voice ever disappear? 87 00:09:20,791 --> 00:09:23,833 Only during sex. 88 00:09:23,916 --> 00:09:25,083 Regularly? 89 00:09:25,166 --> 00:09:26,333 Once a month. 90 00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:28,750 -I'm talking about the voice. -Me too. 91 00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:34,833 Shall I join you? 92 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,916 All symptoms in our body 93 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,625 are the warning signals of our sick consciousness, 94 00:09:48,708 --> 00:09:50,291 that pleads for help. 95 00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:52,333 Do you understand what I'm talking about? 96 00:09:53,708 --> 00:09:58,041 About the ability to heal anything with the power of thought? 97 00:09:58,125 --> 00:09:59,125 Yes, anything. 98 00:09:59,708 --> 00:10:01,041 Except caries. 99 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:02,208 Look. 100 00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:08,625 This is something I show to those special clients who are "unsure". 101 00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:12,875 Above you have a healthy tooth, below is a sick one. 102 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,875 This is what happens, if it's not treated. 103 00:10:19,416 --> 00:10:20,666 Do you see? 104 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:24,333 It holds on, it clings, it tries to climb up. 105 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,291 But in the end it falls. 106 00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:32,416 Us, dentists, 107 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:36,041 call it "inevitability". 108 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,125 Are you ready? 109 00:11:07,791 --> 00:11:10,958 "The Laugh of an Old Man Coughing", 110 00:11:11,041 --> 00:11:12,750 "Take 4". 111 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:19,500 Go for it. 112 00:11:20,166 --> 00:11:21,333 I can't… 113 00:11:23,541 --> 00:11:24,708 Why not? 114 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,458 There's nothing to laugh about. 115 00:11:27,541 --> 00:11:29,083 Nothing to laugh about? 116 00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:34,708 Let me crack you up somehow. Ok? 117 00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:37,166 The Jew yells: "What shall I do, God?" 118 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:39,708 The God says: "Trust me and let go of the branch". 119 00:11:39,791 --> 00:11:43,625 The Jew thinks for a moment and screams: "Is there anyone else around?" 120 00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:52,166 Go for it. 121 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:57,583 Laugh! 122 00:11:58,458 --> 00:11:59,625 I can't. 123 00:12:02,083 --> 00:12:03,750 Could you do the cough part maybe? 124 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:06,708 The cough part! 125 00:12:07,583 --> 00:12:09,250 Coughing I could do, 126 00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:12,458 but not laughing. 127 00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:28,791 What was that? 128 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,666 -Homeric. -Ok. 129 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,208 And the sardonic? 130 00:12:33,291 --> 00:12:34,583 The next one. 131 00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:46,375 Cool, cool. Where's the old man? 132 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,875 I only recorded… 133 00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:52,333 cough! 134 00:12:52,416 --> 00:12:55,750 Don't worry about it, it's all right! Anyways, man, thanks for the work! 135 00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:57,875 I'll transfer your pay via WebMoney. 136 00:12:57,958 --> 00:12:58,958 Thank you. 137 00:12:59,666 --> 00:13:01,500 Do you mind if we speak in Ukrainian? 138 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:03,500 -Sure! -I'd like to practice a little bit. 139 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:07,250 I can't promise that I'm gonna be amazing but it will mean a lot to me. 140 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:08,416 Okay, Peter Oleksiiovych. 141 00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:10,625 Petro. 142 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:12,375 Sorry, sorry. 143 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:19,833 Petro Oleksiiovych, maybe you have some other work for me? 144 00:13:20,416 --> 00:13:22,416 I've quit my film set job 145 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,583 but I have to keep paying my loan. 146 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,416 The loan? Have you moved? 147 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,791 If only… I got myself new teeth. 148 00:13:30,791 --> 00:13:32,458 What happened to the old teeth? 149 00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:34,333 Professional injury. 150 00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:37,208 Well, I have something but I don't know, if it's for you. 151 00:13:37,291 --> 00:13:39,833 It seems that you've overgrown tasks like these. 152 00:13:39,916 --> 00:13:41,083 Where is it coming from? 153 00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:42,375 From Canada! Where else? 154 00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:44,875 From the studio of my friend, Jamie Tkachuk. 155 00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:46,875 Jamie Tkachuk? 156 00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:48,041 Seriously? 157 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,875 I'll read you the brief. Coffee? 158 00:13:50,958 --> 00:13:55,666 Jamie says they need the sounds of animals of the Ukrainian fauna, 159 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:57,208 wild and domestic. 160 00:13:58,583 --> 00:13:59,500 What for? 161 00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:01,250 What for? 162 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:04,500 It's for a video game, man. That's what we do. We do video games. 163 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:07,416 They pay twenty five Canadian dollars for each recording. 164 00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:09,416 How much is this? 165 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,625 I don't know, it's like twenty bucks in real money. 166 00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:13,541 They need different animals: 167 00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:17,333 pigs, horses, dogs, sheep… 168 00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:19,166 Whatever! The more the better! 169 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:20,541 What about parrots? 170 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:24,208 If the parrot speaks Ukrainian, then yes. 171 00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:26,416 It's Jamie Tkachuk, man! 172 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,000 He is one of us! 173 00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:30,083 The most important thing for him 174 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:33,916 is for the animals to speak the language of his historic motherland. 175 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:38,250 Pigs, horses, sheep - what kind of game is it? 176 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,250 "Noah's Arc". 177 00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:41,791 Noah's Arc? 178 00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:42,916 Yeah, check it out. 179 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,875 They have already sent us some demos. 180 00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:02,291 Very contemporary! 181 00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:03,875 The music is so deep. 182 00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,250 Is it trap or cloud? 183 00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:09,458 They call it Christian trap - 184 00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:12,666 bible stories told through contemporary music. 185 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,500 Listen here… 186 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,875 It's just a regular retrowave. 187 00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:21,541 Take it. They've sent a reference soundtrack. 188 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:27,000 I told Jaimie that your family is from Transcarpathia. 189 00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:28,583 -It's true, right? -Right. 190 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:29,708 Good afternoon. 191 00:15:29,791 --> 00:15:31,166 Good afternoon. 192 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,458 Well, he freaked out! 193 00:15:32,541 --> 00:15:36,458 Because right there in the mountains lives Anas Trepidus. 194 00:15:36,541 --> 00:15:38,875 -Who? -"The Fussy Mallard". 195 00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:41,791 It's a very rare bird, apparently. 196 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:44,500 Species: The Fussy Mallard. 197 00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:47,333 Latin: Anas Trepidus. 198 00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:50,416 Or it is often called by the place of origin: 199 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,208 The Rakhiv Mallard. 200 00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:55,041 Latin: Anas Rakhivus. 201 00:15:55,583 --> 00:16:00,708 According to its official status, it is on the verge of extinction. 202 00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:04,375 He promises to pay you an extra thousand bucks 203 00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:07,166 if you record this mallard sing. 204 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,625 Canadian dollars? 205 00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:11,333 No, in real money, in US dollars. 206 00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:13,875 But thousand bucks is nothing! 207 00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:17,958 If you can do it, Jamie will offer you a place in his head office in Canada 208 00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:20,875 to create sound design for the game. Official visa and all. 209 00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:23,875 Maybe you can get a full-time job with him afterwards. 210 00:16:23,958 --> 00:16:27,833 Well, this is not writing music or making films… 211 00:16:27,916 --> 00:16:29,916 But that's where the money is right now - 212 00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:32,750 in video games. 213 00:16:35,541 --> 00:16:36,791 Are you kidding me? 214 00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:39,250 This is my new dream! 215 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,625 Can I hug you? 216 00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:43,791 Oh, dude! Later, please. 217 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,833 The destiny of the Rakhiv Mallard was one of the topics discussed 218 00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:08,416 during the famous XIII World Congress on ornithology, 219 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:12,916 which took place in August, 1966, 220 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,291 at October Palace in Kyiv. 221 00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:17,666 One of the reports proved 222 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:20,750 that over the past three centuries 223 00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:23,250 the number of Rakhiv Mallard 224 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,083 has decreased dramatically. 225 00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:31,291 The reason is the mallard's trademark - rare violet feather, 226 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:35,958 which was the object of desire for fashionistas from Mukachevo 227 00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:38,083 and the whole of Eastern Europe. 228 00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:42,708 There is a theory, that due to the constant death threat 229 00:17:42,791 --> 00:17:46,625 Rakhiv Mallard received its second name - 230 00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:48,583 the Fussy Mallard. 231 00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:52,375 Today Fussy Mallard's only habitat 232 00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,583 is a small mountain lake… 233 00:17:55,208 --> 00:18:00,166 …nearby the Tykhyi Shelest village of the Rakhiv region, Transcarpathia. 234 00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:02,791 It's interesting to note that the lake 235 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:05,916 is placed exactly between Romania and Ukraine 236 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:11,541 and so the bird can cross the border up to hundred times a day 237 00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:13,750 depending on its anxiety level. 238 00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:18,000 In the beginning of the XX century, this lake was visited 239 00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:23,041 by a delegation of ornithologists from Dresden, headed by Otto Konig. 240 00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:27,458 However, the goal of their research was neither the appearance, nor the name. 241 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:30,750 They studied the birds' voices. 242 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:35,166 It is known that most ducks sound alike: 243 00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:36,416 they quack. 244 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,500 Quack-quack. 245 00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:42,083 This makes the Rakhiv Mallard special. 246 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:46,750 Once a year it sings for real. 247 00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:48,041 It is the song… 248 00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:50,750 When calling the birds to flock, 249 00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:53,833 the Rakhiv Mallard sings in such a piercing manner 250 00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:57,875 that it breaks hearts not only of the average people, 251 00:18:57,958 --> 00:19:00,083 but even of German scientists. 252 00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:06,000 The "Sound of Rakhiv Mallard Song", as well as the "Petrikivski Painting" 253 00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:08,916 and the "Cossack Songs of the Dnipro Region" 254 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:14,750 have been added to the UNESCO intangible heritage lists. 255 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,916 Below you can see its musical notation. 256 00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:27,708 MUSICAL NOTATION OF RAKHIV MALLARD SONG 257 00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:11,666 Tea, coffee? 258 00:20:12,791 --> 00:20:13,958 Tiramisu? 259 00:20:14,541 --> 00:20:15,750 No, thank you. 260 00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:47,333 See, Vasia? They didn't want to listen to you run around, 261 00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:49,375 now they will listen to you scream. 262 00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:58,000 Keep quiet, sweetheart, please. 263 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,833 Shut up for God's sake! 264 00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:15,166 Jeez. Easy, easy… 265 00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:34,333 Oh, come on, don't lag behind. 266 00:21:34,416 --> 00:21:36,166 Hurry up, klutz, dammit. 267 00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:19,583 SAKURA 268 00:23:08,916 --> 00:23:12,625 The fine town of Uzhgorod welcomes you! The heart of Transcarpathia! 269 00:23:14,375 --> 00:23:16,333 -Where to? -To "Shakhta" district. 270 00:23:16,416 --> 00:23:17,583 Sit down comfortably 271 00:23:17,666 --> 00:23:21,000 and get ready for an unforgettable journey through the town of cherry blossom. 272 00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:37,000 How's the weather in Kyiv? 273 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,541 Same as here. 274 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,625 Maybe a bit warmer. 275 00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:48,708 -Is anyone protesting? -No… 276 00:23:49,625 --> 00:23:50,625 It's cool in Kyiv… 277 00:23:55,125 --> 00:23:56,291 Do you mind if I smoke? 278 00:23:57,041 --> 00:23:58,041 I do mind. 279 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:16,333 You said you gave up working in taxi? 280 00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:18,166 I did. 281 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,125 Then I got sad. 282 00:24:21,208 --> 00:24:22,375 Where is grandpa? 283 00:24:23,125 --> 00:24:26,166 -He was supposed to pick me up, not you. -Volodya can't do it. 284 00:24:27,125 --> 00:24:28,041 Why? 285 00:24:29,041 --> 00:24:30,916 The doctors forbade him to drive. 286 00:24:31,791 --> 00:24:33,125 I can drive you, though. 287 00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:35,500 I took a few days off. 288 00:24:36,583 --> 00:24:37,958 Aren't you happy? 289 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,583 Very happy. 290 00:24:40,666 --> 00:24:41,750 For sure? 291 00:24:46,333 --> 00:24:47,958 Do the shoes fit? 292 00:24:49,166 --> 00:24:50,416 What do you think? 293 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,250 Mom, which size is that? 294 00:24:53,333 --> 00:24:54,750 48 EU. 295 00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:56,500 So they're small. 296 00:24:57,208 --> 00:25:00,291 -Or you simply don't like the brand? -The brand I don't like either. 297 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:03,250 Heard this saying: "Doesn't matter which shoes you wear, 298 00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:04,958 if you wear them in Paris"? 299 00:25:05,041 --> 00:25:08,625 I think it doesn't matter which city you're in, 300 00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:12,208 if you wear The North Face. 301 00:25:12,291 --> 00:25:15,541 Oh! I told you not to buy clothes at thrift stores. 302 00:25:16,416 --> 00:25:17,916 By putting on someone else's clothing… 303 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,041 I'm not buying clothes at thrift stores, mom! 304 00:25:20,125 --> 00:25:22,291 -They stink! -It's called "an outlet" in Kyiv! 305 00:25:22,375 --> 00:25:25,625 -Or a "Euro-stock"! -OK! "Euro-stock"! Hold the wheel… 306 00:25:29,291 --> 00:25:30,625 Do you smoke? 307 00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:32,458 No. 308 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:33,916 Sorry. 309 00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:36,208 Welcome, son. 310 00:26:31,416 --> 00:26:33,250 This is our ritual. 311 00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:36,250 So that the child feels his father's energy. 312 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:41,750 -I love you, my kiflich. -And I love you too. 313 00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:43,083 And you. 314 00:26:44,375 --> 00:26:46,125 And you, aunt Galia, I love you too. 315 00:26:46,708 --> 00:26:48,208 And we love you, right, Vadik? 316 00:26:48,791 --> 00:26:51,041 Yeah, sure. Amen. 317 00:26:51,833 --> 00:26:53,125 Amen. 318 00:26:53,208 --> 00:26:54,125 Amen. 319 00:26:54,208 --> 00:26:57,583 So… what are we waiting for? 320 00:26:57,666 --> 00:27:01,375 Help yourself! Try Parmesan and tomatoes with pesto. 321 00:27:01,458 --> 00:27:04,208 By the way, Bernardo sent his greetings to all of you from Italy. 322 00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:06,625 -Send him our greetings too! -Thanks, I will. 323 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:07,958 You can use your hands. 324 00:27:08,041 --> 00:27:09,916 How about salami, did Bernardo send it over? 325 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,291 Well, maybe he did. But it's not allowed. Today we're fasting. 326 00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:15,208 So is Parmesan allowed? 327 00:27:15,916 --> 00:27:20,166 To eat Parmesan or not to eat, everyone chooses for themselves. 328 00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:23,291 Vadik, if you don't want Parmesan, take mushrooms, they're good. 329 00:27:24,458 --> 00:27:26,875 Are they ok? Have you tried them? 330 00:27:27,666 --> 00:27:29,166 I never try anything myself. 331 00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:32,458 I give it to Volodya in the morning and if he's fine - I eat it. 332 00:27:33,125 --> 00:27:35,541 Why is it green? 333 00:27:35,625 --> 00:27:37,625 I added olive oil. 334 00:27:37,708 --> 00:27:40,791 Olive oil, olive oil… 335 00:27:40,875 --> 00:27:41,875 Volodya, 336 00:27:42,708 --> 00:27:45,791 don't get angry. It's not allowed today. 337 00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:48,416 It's forbidden to swear today. 338 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,541 According to which laws is it forbidden? 339 00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:55,083 According to the church calendar. Am I right, Pavlik? Today… 340 00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:56,833 Today Archangel Gabriel 341 00:27:56,916 --> 00:28:00,541 came to Mary to tell her that she would become a mother of Jesus. 342 00:28:00,625 --> 00:28:02,208 That's right, auntie. 343 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,083 Look, Vadim. 344 00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:06,208 There is a holiday called the Annunciation. 345 00:28:07,083 --> 00:28:09,833 During the Annunciation it is strictly forbidden to dig up potatoes, 346 00:28:09,916 --> 00:28:12,000 to mow the lawn, 347 00:28:12,083 --> 00:28:14,458 to sweep the dust, 348 00:28:14,541 --> 00:28:16,416 also you cannot use swear words… 349 00:28:17,041 --> 00:28:18,708 Volodia, it concerns you too. 350 00:28:19,291 --> 00:28:22,083 -You cannot swear. -Are haircuts allowed? 351 00:28:22,166 --> 00:28:24,250 -Are they allowed? -Preferably not. 352 00:28:25,625 --> 00:28:27,375 Have you cut your hair, aunt Galia? 353 00:28:27,458 --> 00:28:29,750 No, I wanted to do it later today. 354 00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:31,583 God saved you! 355 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:40,541 God saved you, hear that? 356 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:46,000 May I say it? He was offered a job in Canada. 357 00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:48,083 Who? Him? 358 00:28:48,166 --> 00:28:51,208 Yes. He was the only one chosen from Kyiv. 359 00:28:51,291 --> 00:28:52,416 I'm going there soon. 360 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,458 -To Canada? -You can take my room if you want. 361 00:28:57,375 --> 00:28:59,916 Can you imagine? The only one from Kyiv. 362 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000 Amazing! 363 00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:03,750 For how long? 364 00:29:05,208 --> 00:29:07,875 Well, I haven't considered coming back yet. 365 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:10,916 So cool… 366 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,125 Cool. The only one from Kyiv, can you imagine? 367 00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:17,250 He has a very complicated job… 368 00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:18,833 And what does he do? 369 00:29:20,041 --> 00:29:25,458 He, well, he listens to sounds, 370 00:29:26,541 --> 00:29:28,416 then he records them. 371 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:31,416 -He listens, then records… -And they pay money for this? 372 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:32,666 Yes! 373 00:29:33,208 --> 00:29:36,833 He's… What's the name of your job again? 374 00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:17,833 LAKE CHENDESH RAKHIV DISTRICT 375 00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:24,750 LAKE CHENDESH 376 00:30:32,125 --> 00:30:33,750 SAVE PICTURE AS… 377 00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:41,916 Mom. 378 00:31:42,541 --> 00:31:43,750 Mom, wake up. 379 00:31:43,833 --> 00:31:45,208 I'm not sleeping. 380 00:31:46,166 --> 00:31:47,166 Do you see? 381 00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:48,666 Look! 382 00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:50,208 Look, look! 383 00:31:53,625 --> 00:31:55,666 I'm even a bit scared! 384 00:31:57,375 --> 00:31:59,291 I brought you this from Vatican. 385 00:32:01,875 --> 00:32:03,250 For your protection. 386 00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:06,666 What is it? 387 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:08,708 It is "Our Father" in Latin… 388 00:32:08,791 --> 00:32:13,958 From "Padre Nostro" till "Deliver Us From Evil". 389 00:32:16,583 --> 00:32:20,250 Victoria Beckham has the same ring. I read in a magazine. 390 00:32:21,333 --> 00:32:25,125 Well, if Victoria Beckham has such a ring… 391 00:32:27,333 --> 00:32:30,208 Victoria Beckham is a stylish successful woman, 392 00:32:30,291 --> 00:32:31,708 a role model wife and mother. 393 00:32:31,791 --> 00:32:33,666 A "role model"? 394 00:32:33,750 --> 00:32:37,291 She named her son after the neighborhood where he was conceived. 395 00:32:38,208 --> 00:32:40,458 Brooklyn? Sounds great. 396 00:32:42,416 --> 00:32:45,208 Aren't there nice neighborhood names in Kyiv? 397 00:32:45,916 --> 00:32:47,125 In which one do you live? 398 00:32:49,375 --> 00:32:50,458 Syrets, 399 00:32:51,583 --> 00:32:53,291 but I used to live at "DVRZ". 400 00:32:53,375 --> 00:32:54,375 Vadik, 401 00:32:56,416 --> 00:32:58,416 would you go to a thermal spa with me? 402 00:32:59,083 --> 00:33:00,083 Mom, 403 00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:05,000 find yourself a husband and take him to spa. 404 00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:07,041 I don't have any problems with men, don't worry. 405 00:33:10,375 --> 00:33:13,416 It's a gift from Bernardo, so don't talk nonsense. 406 00:33:15,458 --> 00:33:17,041 Forget about Bernardo, 407 00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:18,666 he's thirty years old. 408 00:33:19,250 --> 00:33:21,416 You need a real option. 409 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,500 Bernardo and I have a lot of fun. 410 00:33:24,541 --> 00:33:26,791 Like in a fairy tale! We walk for hours, 411 00:33:27,875 --> 00:33:30,333 we go to cafes, meet sunrises. "Belle". 412 00:33:31,291 --> 00:33:33,708 You can meet sunrises with whoever you want, 413 00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:38,625 but you need to know whom you'll be meeting your old age with. 414 00:33:38,708 --> 00:33:40,291 Let's stop talking about men. 415 00:33:43,208 --> 00:33:44,666 I want to spend time with you. 416 00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:47,500 You are the most important man for me. 417 00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:51,333 Mom, 418 00:33:53,041 --> 00:33:54,625 try to understand me. 419 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:57,583 I cannot come to the spa with you. 420 00:33:59,208 --> 00:34:01,125 It's an outsource job. You can't mess with it. 421 00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:03,708 If I manage to record that bird, 422 00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:07,000 I'll get a chance I've been waiting for my whole life. 423 00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:11,625 You wanna go to Canada so badly? 424 00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:13,708 Yes. 425 00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:15,791 It's my new dream. 426 00:34:18,666 --> 00:34:20,458 How are we gonna be here without you? 427 00:34:21,958 --> 00:34:23,875 Grandpa won't be able to take it. 428 00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:27,791 Well, you're without me either way. 429 00:34:28,416 --> 00:34:32,666 You in Kyiv and you in Canada are two very different things. 430 00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:35,416 At least when you live in Kyiv you visit us, 431 00:34:36,416 --> 00:34:39,291 but from Canada, as far as I know, nobody returns. 432 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:53,000 So… let's go? 433 00:36:53,833 --> 00:36:56,541 Damn, mom, I forgot my Speedos. 434 00:36:59,416 --> 00:37:01,083 Use your underwear, if you forgot it. 435 00:37:01,166 --> 00:37:04,333 I'd better stay in the car and listen to music. 436 00:37:06,166 --> 00:37:07,250 You go. 437 00:37:08,291 --> 00:37:11,083 Fine, we'll buy you Speedos when we arrive. 438 00:37:11,166 --> 00:37:12,333 We're having fun today. 439 00:37:13,166 --> 00:37:15,416 I'll never buy Speedos there. 440 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,958 It's three times more expensive. 441 00:37:18,708 --> 00:37:20,625 You're a cheapskate, just like your father. 442 00:37:21,291 --> 00:37:22,708 I'm not a "cheapskate". 443 00:37:23,458 --> 00:37:25,375 Saving is a kind of sport for me. 444 00:37:25,458 --> 00:37:26,791 Oh. He said the same. 445 00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:30,583 Do you realize how difficult it is for me to earn this money? 446 00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:34,750 How many fucking old men and shitty music I have to listen to? 447 00:37:35,541 --> 00:37:36,708 Wait. 448 00:37:37,666 --> 00:37:39,958 Come here, I'll slap you for the word "fucking". 449 00:37:43,375 --> 00:37:44,291 Fine. 450 00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:46,041 I apologize. 451 00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:50,833 Are there gonna be any girls? 452 00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:55,625 There gonna be mostly girls. 453 00:39:23,625 --> 00:39:26,208 Let's say, your duck-call broke down. 454 00:39:26,291 --> 00:39:29,208 In this case, in order not to strain their vocal cords 455 00:39:29,291 --> 00:39:33,208 experienced hunters use the "ring-and-lid" technique. 456 00:39:33,291 --> 00:39:36,125 Using this kind of mechanical rubbing… 457 00:39:39,708 --> 00:39:43,333 we get a good solid "single quack". 458 00:39:45,375 --> 00:39:48,625 Do you know how to find out how the other person sees you? 459 00:39:49,833 --> 00:39:50,958 I don't know. 460 00:39:51,041 --> 00:39:53,333 Just ask that person to take a picture of you. 461 00:39:56,666 --> 00:39:58,500 Do you really see me like that? 462 00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:07,708 Look at my picture of you, 463 00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:11,500 and compare it to your picture of me. 464 00:40:32,083 --> 00:40:33,208 Wow. 465 00:40:33,958 --> 00:40:35,375 What are you doing? 466 00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:40,083 Is it Bernardo? 467 00:40:40,166 --> 00:40:42,791 Give it to me. 468 00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:44,583 He reminds me of someone. 469 00:40:44,666 --> 00:40:45,666 Give it back. 470 00:40:47,916 --> 00:40:49,916 He's handsome, right? 471 00:40:53,291 --> 00:40:55,083 -Don't you see… -Galia, 472 00:40:56,125 --> 00:40:58,541 you better wake me up in the morning. 473 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,541 At what time? 474 00:41:03,166 --> 00:41:04,583 At 5 AM? 475 00:41:05,333 --> 00:41:06,416 Why so early? 476 00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:09,708 I arranged an interview. 477 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,083 Good morning! 478 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:28,708 Are you without your mom? 479 00:41:28,791 --> 00:41:31,333 She went to get some gas. She'll pick me up later. 480 00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:28,458 What's the name of your parrot? 481 00:42:29,416 --> 00:42:30,500 Tolik. 482 00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:35,083 -Tolik… -Named him after my ex-husband. 483 00:42:36,250 --> 00:42:38,750 -Is he talkative? -Husband? 484 00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:41,041 He used to be. 485 00:42:44,541 --> 00:42:46,041 Forgive me, Vira Ivanivna. 486 00:42:47,458 --> 00:42:50,250 I… I didn't know, 487 00:42:51,083 --> 00:42:52,666 that he… 488 00:42:53,250 --> 00:42:56,875 why didn't you say that he is not… 489 00:43:17,083 --> 00:43:18,666 He doesn't seem to care. 490 00:43:19,458 --> 00:43:21,125 He shows that he's tired. 491 00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:24,750 Pity. 492 00:43:24,833 --> 00:43:27,125 Could you provoke it somehow? 493 00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:28,291 Pity… 494 00:43:29,041 --> 00:43:30,125 Sorry what? 495 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,083 Nothing. 496 00:43:35,958 --> 00:43:37,375 Can I talk to you for a sec? 497 00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:40,833 Where? 498 00:43:43,125 --> 00:43:44,208 In the corridor. 499 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,333 What for? 500 00:43:54,375 --> 00:43:56,083 Vadim, don't laugh please. 501 00:43:56,166 --> 00:43:57,583 Tolik is very jealous. 502 00:43:58,291 --> 00:44:00,500 My old friend visited me the other day. 503 00:44:00,583 --> 00:44:03,166 I had him clean the filters of my washing machine. 504 00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:05,416 Accidently we started watching a film. Together. 505 00:44:06,041 --> 00:44:08,125 Film? Which film? 506 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,541 "Love Is Not Potatoes". 507 00:44:11,416 --> 00:44:13,708 So, imagine, we were watching that film 508 00:44:13,791 --> 00:44:16,333 and Viktor Ivanovych has fallen asleep on my shoulder. 509 00:44:16,416 --> 00:44:19,583 And Tolik started to make noise straight away! He got worried. 510 00:44:22,166 --> 00:44:24,750 Maybe we can provoke him that way? 511 00:44:25,666 --> 00:44:26,666 Aha. 512 00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:31,416 Shall I fall asleep on your shoulder? 513 00:44:50,750 --> 00:44:51,833 It's quiet. 514 00:44:53,166 --> 00:44:54,666 Yeah, I can hear that. 515 00:45:00,750 --> 00:45:02,875 Your hair is so long… 516 00:45:03,833 --> 00:45:07,375 Perhaps, he thinks you're a woman and that's why he's not jealous. 517 00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,208 Wait. 518 00:45:20,916 --> 00:45:21,916 What is it? 519 00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:24,000 This is my ex's hat. 520 00:45:24,625 --> 00:45:26,208 Put it on and hide your hair. 521 00:45:40,875 --> 00:45:42,166 He's not looking at us. 522 00:45:43,416 --> 00:45:44,791 Vadik. 523 00:45:46,041 --> 00:45:47,041 Come with me. 524 00:45:48,208 --> 00:45:49,208 Where? 525 00:45:51,208 --> 00:45:52,625 I forgot to say, 526 00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:56,375 when Viktor Ivanovych fell asleep he put his hand on my breast. 527 00:45:57,541 --> 00:45:59,625 Maybe that's what made Tolia react? 528 00:46:01,666 --> 00:46:05,958 Sometimes I think the soul of my ex-husband stayed in him. 529 00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:07,833 In whom? 530 00:46:07,916 --> 00:46:09,958 In Viktor Ivanovych? 531 00:46:10,666 --> 00:46:12,166 In the plumber? 532 00:46:13,375 --> 00:46:15,958 In Tolia! The parrot. 533 00:46:20,333 --> 00:46:21,583 Are you serious? 534 00:46:22,666 --> 00:46:26,041 Shall I flirt with you? 535 00:46:30,833 --> 00:46:32,000 If you can… 536 00:47:01,375 --> 00:47:02,458 Try the hand? 537 00:47:03,625 --> 00:47:04,708 Ok, give it to me. 538 00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:29,583 Quiet-quiet… 539 00:47:36,833 --> 00:47:38,916 I'm sorry, can I? 540 00:47:39,458 --> 00:47:40,541 Yes, please. 541 00:48:01,666 --> 00:48:03,583 -Excuse me… -Go on. 542 00:48:17,625 --> 00:48:18,625 Let's do it. 543 00:48:20,541 --> 00:48:21,541 Like that. 544 00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:31,916 MY GOD, HELP ME TO SURVIVE THIS DEADLY LOVE 545 00:48:43,166 --> 00:48:44,333 It stinks… 546 00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:49,208 Still, I don't understand… 547 00:49:49,291 --> 00:49:53,416 How do the voices of cows in Ukraine differ from voices of cows in Canada? 548 00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:58,166 I mean, why can't they record these sounds in Canada? 549 00:49:58,250 --> 00:49:59,833 Jamie's creating a game. 550 00:49:59,916 --> 00:50:01,625 He is the director. 551 00:50:01,708 --> 00:50:05,041 He is saying that "animals should sound disturbed". 552 00:50:05,791 --> 00:50:10,166 But to him, Canadian animals sound calm. 553 00:50:10,833 --> 00:50:13,041 Fed and satisfied, 554 00:50:13,125 --> 00:50:14,625 they're boring, man! 555 00:50:14,708 --> 00:50:16,458 They're not afraid of anything. 556 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,375 Even death? 557 00:50:18,458 --> 00:50:19,791 Exactly. 558 00:50:19,875 --> 00:50:23,041 In contrast with our Ukrainian animals. 559 00:50:23,125 --> 00:50:28,458 Our animals sense the approach of the Great Flood. 560 00:50:28,541 --> 00:50:29,791 Flood. 561 00:50:30,416 --> 00:50:31,833 Do you know what I am saying? 562 00:50:33,041 --> 00:50:35,166 Camomile, speak! 563 00:51:33,750 --> 00:51:35,041 Are you smoking? 564 00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:36,125 No. 565 00:51:38,583 --> 00:51:39,625 Show your hand! 566 00:51:39,708 --> 00:51:40,708 What? 567 00:51:42,875 --> 00:51:44,166 -Your hand! -What? 568 00:51:56,541 --> 00:51:58,791 Vadik, we need to have a serious conversation. 569 00:52:02,083 --> 00:52:04,708 You should know that I have recently been robbed. 570 00:52:06,583 --> 00:52:07,750 You know who did it? 571 00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:14,875 Two bullies from Radvanka. Took 800 hryvnas from me! 572 00:52:17,041 --> 00:52:18,375 Luckily they did not hit me. 573 00:52:19,041 --> 00:52:21,833 They said: "You're lucky you're an old lady". 574 00:52:23,458 --> 00:52:24,875 I was so insulted. 575 00:52:25,916 --> 00:52:29,375 Not because of money. Although that's also a pity. 576 00:52:30,041 --> 00:52:33,791 But about being called a granny. 577 00:52:35,458 --> 00:52:37,291 And I even don't have grandchildren. 578 00:52:40,083 --> 00:52:43,416 And watching you, I am doubting if I will ever have them. 579 00:52:53,916 --> 00:52:57,083 Vadik! Is everything fine with you in the male department? 580 00:52:57,166 --> 00:53:00,208 -Everything's fine. -When did you last have sex? 581 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,583 You're making me uncomfortable. It's none of your business! 582 00:53:04,666 --> 00:53:06,875 -It's my business! -Stop that! 583 00:53:06,958 --> 00:53:09,625 It's family business! Your sex is my business too. 584 00:53:11,833 --> 00:53:13,583 What do you do, exactly? 585 00:53:13,666 --> 00:53:15,208 -What do I do? -Yes. 586 00:53:15,291 --> 00:53:17,375 -You're asking me, what do I do? -Yes. 587 00:53:17,458 --> 00:53:19,958 I'm one of a few people in this country 588 00:53:20,041 --> 00:53:22,416 who successfully does export. 589 00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:25,500 -That's what you can say to people. -What "export" are you talking about… 590 00:53:25,583 --> 00:53:29,458 I export the sounds of Ukrainian animals to the Western countries! 591 00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:33,958 Some things are more important to me than kids and grandkids. 592 00:53:34,041 --> 00:53:35,083 For example? 593 00:53:37,375 --> 00:53:38,708 For example this. 594 00:53:48,458 --> 00:53:49,833 It's called creativity. 595 00:53:50,500 --> 00:53:51,916 Have you heard of it? 596 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,500 Oh, you're so lost… 597 00:53:53,583 --> 00:53:55,833 There is nothing more important than kids. 598 00:53:56,416 --> 00:54:00,000 No music is worth sacrificing a family. 599 00:54:00,750 --> 00:54:02,875 That's your opinion. 600 00:54:05,166 --> 00:54:06,916 You're a fool, Vadim. 601 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,375 I'm not a fool, I'm a musician. 602 00:54:11,541 --> 00:54:13,000 I mix trap. 603 00:54:14,375 --> 00:54:18,208 Sorry, I don't like this word, but I am a creator. 604 00:55:02,291 --> 00:55:03,458 Vadik, 605 00:55:03,541 --> 00:55:06,166 when will you start living a normal life? 606 00:55:07,875 --> 00:55:09,958 Sorry, what did you say? 607 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,541 I'm asking when will you start living a normal life? 608 00:55:16,250 --> 00:55:18,083 What is "a normal life"? 609 00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:23,208 Maybe you can show it to me? 610 00:55:24,541 --> 00:55:26,041 If only I knew myself. 611 00:55:27,708 --> 00:55:31,708 So show me this "normal life". 612 00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:34,833 I'll watch you and will start living it myself. 613 00:55:36,416 --> 00:55:40,208 I can only show you what an "abnormal life" is, 614 00:55:41,041 --> 00:55:43,416 look at me and do the opposite. 615 00:56:25,041 --> 00:56:30,041 TWIN PEAKS 616 00:56:30,125 --> 00:56:35,125 WI-FI, SHOWER, COFFEE 617 00:56:58,750 --> 00:56:59,958 Good evening. 618 00:57:17,916 --> 00:57:19,541 We need a room for two. 619 00:57:21,833 --> 00:57:23,250 What's your surname? 620 00:57:25,791 --> 00:57:26,791 Rott. 621 00:57:27,750 --> 00:57:30,333 Galyna and Vadim Rott. 622 00:57:31,666 --> 00:57:34,708 Mr. and Mrs. Rott we have to disappoint you, 623 00:57:34,791 --> 00:57:37,333 we only have rooms with separate beds. 624 00:57:38,166 --> 00:57:39,458 It works for us. 625 00:57:40,333 --> 00:57:43,666 We're mother and son. We don't necessarily have to sleep together. 626 00:58:03,875 --> 00:58:05,458 Mom, are you ok? 627 00:58:06,666 --> 00:58:07,666 Mom? 628 00:58:09,875 --> 00:58:13,833 I thought you'd never ask. 629 00:58:16,708 --> 00:58:21,000 I feel a strong spasm in my chest area. 630 00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:25,000 I think it's a heart attack. 631 00:58:35,333 --> 00:58:36,541 Where does it hurt? 632 00:58:37,583 --> 00:58:39,041 Somewhere here. 633 00:58:40,541 --> 00:58:43,166 Did my lips turn blue? 634 00:58:45,666 --> 00:58:46,750 They're fine. 635 00:58:47,541 --> 00:58:48,958 Maybe a little blue. 636 00:58:49,958 --> 00:58:51,125 And nails? 637 00:58:51,208 --> 00:58:53,000 -What about them? -Are they blue? 638 00:58:53,083 --> 00:58:55,291 -They're red. -Red? 639 00:58:55,375 --> 00:58:57,375 It can't be seen under the nail polish. 640 00:59:01,416 --> 00:59:02,416 Vadik… 641 00:59:03,500 --> 00:59:07,125 I need serious medical help. 642 00:59:09,708 --> 00:59:12,041 Let me give you drotaverine? 643 00:59:13,083 --> 00:59:15,500 Better drive me to the hospital. 644 00:59:16,041 --> 00:59:17,416 Before it's too late. 645 00:59:18,666 --> 00:59:20,166 I want to live. 646 00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:22,208 I don't know how to drive - 647 00:59:22,291 --> 00:59:24,166 you'll rather die from fear. 648 00:59:27,666 --> 00:59:29,000 Get behind the wheel. 649 00:59:30,375 --> 00:59:31,458 What for? 650 00:59:32,666 --> 00:59:37,750 If I feel bad again, you'll need to know how to drive. 651 00:59:41,083 --> 00:59:43,000 -Ready? -Yes. 652 00:59:43,958 --> 00:59:45,708 Push the clutch. 653 00:59:46,625 --> 00:59:48,375 Done. 654 00:59:48,458 --> 00:59:49,500 Start the engine. 655 00:59:52,583 --> 00:59:54,250 First gear. 656 00:59:56,125 --> 00:59:58,125 Vadik, it's third gear. I said first. 657 01:00:00,416 --> 01:00:04,500 Now step on the gas, and let out the clutch gently. 658 01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:22,916 Vadim, I don't wanna hear a thing. 659 01:00:23,583 --> 01:00:25,333 It's a perfect place for a stop. 660 01:00:27,125 --> 01:00:28,958 Take a picture of me here. 661 01:00:30,208 --> 01:00:31,541 Such a beauty around. 662 01:01:01,166 --> 01:01:02,375 What's wrong? 663 01:01:03,666 --> 01:01:05,458 I'm not the one to do it. 664 01:01:15,916 --> 01:01:17,833 When else would I be taking pictures? 665 01:01:19,833 --> 01:01:22,583 When I was young, the cameras were shit. 666 01:01:24,458 --> 01:01:26,375 Now the cameras are good, 667 01:01:27,250 --> 01:01:28,541 but I'm getting old. 668 01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:32,125 It would be late for pictures soon. 669 01:01:33,708 --> 01:01:37,000 Grab your girlfriends and take pictures with them. 670 01:01:37,083 --> 01:01:38,083 Simple. 671 01:01:38,166 --> 01:01:41,541 Vadik, remember, female friendship does not exist. 672 01:01:41,625 --> 01:01:43,041 I don't have any girlfriends. 673 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,583 So whom do you have? 674 01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:50,125 You. 675 01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:52,791 I have you. 676 01:01:55,125 --> 01:01:56,291 You are my everything. 677 01:01:57,833 --> 01:01:59,458 You don't have me. 678 01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:02,416 I'm not your property. 679 01:02:04,250 --> 01:02:06,583 You act like a crazy drama queen. 680 01:02:06,666 --> 01:02:07,958 You have no one. 681 01:02:09,958 --> 01:02:13,041 I'm scared for you. You're up for a lonely old age. 682 01:02:28,375 --> 01:02:29,875 I thought I had you. 683 01:02:33,041 --> 01:02:34,458 Now I don't think so. 684 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,375 Now I have no one, for real. 685 01:02:44,291 --> 01:02:45,833 Mom, I'm sorry. 686 01:02:47,208 --> 01:02:48,708 I didn't mean it. 687 01:02:54,416 --> 01:02:56,500 -Let me take that picture. -There's no need to. 688 01:02:57,833 --> 01:03:00,541 Don't photograph me, Vadik, don't do it, I don't want it. 689 01:03:00,625 --> 01:03:02,000 Let's go record your animals. 690 01:03:02,083 --> 01:03:04,791 If I am a crazy drama queen, I'll be acting as one. 691 01:03:05,541 --> 01:03:08,958 I'll sign over the car and the house to Pavlik and Lerochka. 692 01:03:09,041 --> 01:03:11,666 Farewell! Go to your Canada and forget about me. 693 01:03:12,791 --> 01:03:15,500 Give me back my wed ring. Take it off. 694 01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:17,791 -You tried to say "wedding ring"? -Take off the ring. 695 01:03:17,875 --> 01:03:19,291 Take it. 696 01:03:19,375 --> 01:03:22,125 I don't want anything to remind you of your mother. 697 01:03:24,250 --> 01:03:25,250 Take it. 698 01:03:29,125 --> 01:03:30,291 Raise your hand! 699 01:03:53,583 --> 01:03:54,833 Hands! 700 01:03:54,916 --> 01:03:55,916 Hands off me! 701 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,416 Mom, what are you doing? 702 01:04:03,875 --> 01:04:04,791 Leave me alone. 703 01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:08,541 I want to die beautifully. 704 01:04:13,041 --> 01:04:15,958 Let some luxury car run me over. 705 01:04:18,666 --> 01:04:20,458 This will be my favor to you. 706 01:04:21,666 --> 01:04:23,750 I won't be disturbing your conscience. 707 01:04:24,750 --> 01:04:28,750 -Go to your Canada, wherever you want to. -Mom, stand up, there is a car coming. 708 01:04:28,833 --> 01:04:29,916 I don't want to. 709 01:04:33,375 --> 01:04:34,666 It's not a luxury one. 710 01:04:37,541 --> 01:04:38,791 What is it then? 711 01:04:45,625 --> 01:04:47,083 Looks like a Škoda. 712 01:04:48,125 --> 01:04:49,291 Not the newest one. 713 01:05:04,250 --> 01:05:05,833 Let it be Škoda. 714 01:05:07,291 --> 01:05:09,041 That's my destiny then. 715 01:05:09,791 --> 01:05:11,833 Mom, Škoda is approaching, stand up. 716 01:05:37,125 --> 01:05:38,125 Excuse me. 717 01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:14,333 No one needs me! 718 01:06:17,375 --> 01:06:20,041 No one gives a fuck about me. 719 01:06:21,833 --> 01:06:24,916 I'm gonna be alone. All alone. 720 01:06:25,958 --> 01:06:28,833 No one needs me! 721 01:06:37,916 --> 01:06:40,291 -What are you doing? -Leave me alone! 722 01:06:40,375 --> 01:06:43,041 You broke the gearbox! 723 01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:46,000 Why the hell didn't you fix it? 724 01:06:46,083 --> 01:06:48,041 I don't have enough money for it! 725 01:06:48,125 --> 01:06:49,416 Where's the money then? 726 01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:51,958 I lent it to Bernardo. 727 01:06:52,041 --> 01:06:53,500 Where is Bernardo? 728 01:06:53,583 --> 01:06:54,750 Nowhere. 729 01:06:55,375 --> 01:06:58,791 He never came to meet me. 730 01:06:59,458 --> 01:07:01,375 Never came to meet me. 731 01:07:02,416 --> 01:07:06,208 I spent the whole week alone in Italy. 732 01:07:07,458 --> 01:07:11,166 No one needed me there. 733 01:07:13,375 --> 01:07:15,375 No one needs me. 734 01:07:35,916 --> 01:07:37,791 Reverse is the only gear that works. 735 01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:45,166 I don't know what to do. 736 01:07:46,833 --> 01:07:50,500 There're only thirty kilometers left to Rakhiv. 737 01:07:58,666 --> 01:08:01,916 We can pop into car service there. 738 01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:08,375 RAKHIV 739 01:09:26,833 --> 01:09:30,916 Could you help me get there? 740 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,458 No problem. 741 01:09:33,666 --> 01:09:36,500 And the day after we meet at the same spot. 742 01:10:03,875 --> 01:10:05,541 Vadim, maybe you're right. 743 01:10:07,083 --> 01:10:09,625 I need to be looking for a more "serious option". 744 01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:13,875 There is one man who wrote to me again. 745 01:10:13,958 --> 01:10:15,500 I can't get rid of him. 746 01:10:17,791 --> 01:10:18,791 Let me see. 747 01:10:26,083 --> 01:10:28,375 I can't say he is very handsome, 748 01:10:29,291 --> 01:10:31,000 but he looks serious. 749 01:10:33,375 --> 01:10:35,166 He's inviting me to come. 750 01:10:36,875 --> 01:10:37,875 Where to? 751 01:10:40,250 --> 01:10:41,500 To Genk. 752 01:10:42,708 --> 01:10:43,708 Genk? 753 01:10:44,875 --> 01:10:45,875 Where is it? 754 01:10:46,750 --> 01:10:47,833 In Belgium. 755 01:10:50,291 --> 01:10:51,750 What's his name, again? 756 01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:54,500 Enzo. 757 01:10:55,041 --> 01:10:55,958 Enzo… 758 01:10:59,958 --> 01:11:00,958 Here you go. 759 01:11:05,250 --> 01:11:07,125 You say I'm a bad mother. 760 01:11:07,791 --> 01:11:10,000 But you're not too good of a son either. 761 01:11:11,708 --> 01:11:14,833 You never ask me about my health. 762 01:11:16,333 --> 01:11:17,583 Sometimes I do. 763 01:11:19,416 --> 01:11:21,250 Right, when I am nearly dying. 764 01:11:25,458 --> 01:11:27,833 You're probably not aware of my illness? 765 01:11:32,250 --> 01:11:33,500 What's up with you? 766 01:11:35,375 --> 01:11:39,166 According to the doctors I have chronic pancreatitis. 767 01:11:41,208 --> 01:11:42,750 Everything hurts, 768 01:11:42,833 --> 01:11:45,375 I've been dieting for months, 769 01:11:45,458 --> 01:11:46,958 can't sleep, 770 01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:48,583 can't eat. 771 01:11:48,666 --> 01:11:50,416 Nothing greasy. No salt. 772 01:11:50,500 --> 01:11:53,000 I don't even drink coffee. What kind of life is it? 773 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:57,166 And when you drive me crazy like today, 774 01:11:58,291 --> 01:11:59,791 it only gets worse. 775 01:12:01,750 --> 01:12:04,958 Sometimes I just want to 776 01:12:06,125 --> 01:12:08,666 eat a pea soup 777 01:12:08,750 --> 01:12:10,333 and come what may. 778 01:12:22,500 --> 01:12:25,041 Remember you asked me once, 779 01:12:25,833 --> 01:12:28,208 if there was a question the answer to which 780 01:12:28,291 --> 01:12:30,375 I'd like to know more than anything else? 781 01:12:32,166 --> 01:12:33,375 I remembered. 782 01:12:35,875 --> 01:12:39,375 As a child, I loved playing next to cows. 783 01:12:41,708 --> 01:12:45,666 They ate grass and observed the world around, 784 01:12:46,791 --> 01:12:48,375 without intruding, 785 01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:51,958 they simply watched. 786 01:12:56,166 --> 01:12:58,416 And I loved watching them. 787 01:13:01,083 --> 01:13:04,666 And have never seen them look up. 788 01:13:05,416 --> 01:13:08,416 If a plane was flying by, for example, 789 01:13:09,250 --> 01:13:10,708 or thunder rumbled. 790 01:13:12,791 --> 01:13:14,958 It's as if they didn't care, 791 01:13:16,750 --> 01:13:18,958 what was happening somewhere above. 792 01:13:21,041 --> 01:13:23,000 I always wonder… 793 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:30,541 could a cow ever look up? 794 01:13:37,791 --> 01:13:39,416 Mom, wait. 795 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:49,000 Don't ever eat the pea soup, please. 796 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,250 And, if someday you'll really want to, 797 01:13:54,208 --> 01:13:57,583 just Skype me, ok? 798 01:13:59,208 --> 01:14:00,958 I'll talk you out of it. 799 01:15:49,708 --> 01:15:51,458 No-no, thank you. 800 01:15:53,083 --> 01:15:55,791 No… I have a personal one. 801 01:16:41,250 --> 01:16:43,333 It's with an olive oil extract. 802 01:16:44,916 --> 01:16:45,833 Don't… 803 01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:53,375 Keep it. 804 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,541 Keep it for yourself. 805 01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:26,541 Keep this stuff for a while, yo? 806 01:17:26,625 --> 01:17:28,541 These are the rules, yo. 807 01:17:29,083 --> 01:17:30,083 Ok, fine. 808 01:17:31,583 --> 01:17:32,500 And what is it? 809 01:17:32,583 --> 01:17:35,000 Don't you worry, it will be fine, not to worry. 810 01:17:35,083 --> 01:17:36,291 Okay. 811 01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:40,083 Glory to Jesus Christ, blokes. 812 01:17:40,166 --> 01:17:41,708 -Sup, Yonchi. -Yo. 813 01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:43,791 How's your ginger kitty? Dropped the sprog? 814 01:17:43,875 --> 01:17:46,958 Six. Four of them we gave away, the remaining two we drowned. 815 01:17:47,041 --> 01:17:48,375 Enough cats already. 816 01:17:48,458 --> 01:17:50,750 -Bless them! -Bless them. 817 01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:54,833 Listen, why are you snooping around back and forth on my territory? 818 01:17:54,916 --> 01:17:59,125 We're heading to the Marmarosky highland to pick up some herbs. 819 01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:00,958 -Herbs? -Aye. 820 01:18:01,041 --> 01:18:02,250 Look at them! 821 01:18:02,833 --> 01:18:05,375 Oi-oi, who is that blondie next to you? 822 01:18:05,458 --> 01:18:07,333 Hey, man, have we met each other? 823 01:18:07,416 --> 01:18:09,291 We could have met. 824 01:18:09,375 --> 01:18:12,583 -Where? -If you've been to Uzhgorod… 825 01:18:12,666 --> 01:18:14,958 -No, I know nothing about that. -No? 826 01:18:15,875 --> 01:18:19,166 He seems very suspicious. Yo, look me in the eye, man. 827 01:18:19,250 --> 01:18:21,208 This bloke came from Kyiv. 828 01:18:21,791 --> 01:18:25,416 Listen, why do you need that "stick", if you're off to pick up herbs? 829 01:18:26,458 --> 01:18:29,333 It's not a stick. Meaning… 830 01:18:29,416 --> 01:18:33,458 It's more of a "boom" rather then a "stick". 831 01:18:33,541 --> 01:18:34,791 A "boom"? 832 01:18:34,875 --> 01:18:37,041 What's that mumbling all about? 833 01:18:37,125 --> 01:18:40,375 He says this stick is for sound recording or whatever. 834 01:18:40,458 --> 01:18:42,375 He needs to record some sound. 835 01:18:42,458 --> 01:18:45,000 Could you please explain properly what that is? 836 01:18:45,083 --> 01:18:47,750 Well, this is called "a dead cat", 837 01:18:47,833 --> 01:18:50,375 underneath is a "Zeppelin" and it's attached to… 838 01:18:50,458 --> 01:18:53,666 Yo, little brat, get out of the car. Immediately! 839 01:18:53,750 --> 01:18:56,500 Immediately get out of the car, or I will turn you into dust! 840 01:18:56,583 --> 01:18:59,291 -This is not weapon… -I'll show you weapon! 841 01:18:59,375 --> 01:19:02,000 Get out of the car, schmuck. 842 01:19:02,083 --> 01:19:03,083 What is he saying? 843 01:19:05,666 --> 01:19:06,666 Hands! 844 01:19:07,291 --> 01:19:08,291 Hands. 845 01:19:12,666 --> 01:19:15,000 Wait… Who gave you the right… 846 01:19:15,083 --> 01:19:16,083 Cake hole! 847 01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:26,041 What's that? 848 01:19:27,041 --> 01:19:28,125 You can have a look. 849 01:19:28,208 --> 01:19:30,416 Let your mother look there. What's that? 850 01:19:31,416 --> 01:19:32,541 Can I? 851 01:19:32,625 --> 01:19:33,625 Try it. 852 01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:40,125 This is a lip balm. 853 01:19:40,208 --> 01:19:41,541 What kind of a lip balm? 854 01:19:42,291 --> 01:19:44,333 With an olive oil extract. 855 01:19:44,416 --> 01:19:45,416 Show it. 856 01:19:48,708 --> 01:19:49,791 How do you like it? 857 01:19:50,416 --> 01:19:52,250 -You can try. -You serious? 858 01:19:52,333 --> 01:19:55,500 Yonchi, that's a very good lip balm. You should buy one for your wife. 859 01:19:56,625 --> 01:19:57,625 What are you saying? 860 01:19:57,708 --> 01:20:00,541 That's a very good lip balm. You should buy one for your wife. 861 01:20:00,625 --> 01:20:03,583 My mother used one of those and her face got swollen. 862 01:20:03,666 --> 01:20:06,833 One shouldn't use too much of it. Just a bit. 863 01:20:06,916 --> 01:20:09,291 Well, my mother is a maximalist, as you know. 864 01:20:09,375 --> 01:20:12,708 Listen, Mihaj, get the infos from everyone: 865 01:20:12,791 --> 01:20:15,666 IDs, registrations, note it all down. 866 01:20:15,750 --> 01:20:18,958 As for that tall blondie, get his tax number as well, 867 01:20:19,041 --> 01:20:21,750 he's very suspicious, you understand? 868 01:20:21,833 --> 01:20:23,000 That's it. 869 01:20:23,083 --> 01:20:27,958 Dude, you're aware that you're not allowed to pick up the wild orchids, right? 870 01:20:28,041 --> 01:20:30,750 -Yonchi… -Quiet. It's forbidden. 871 01:20:30,833 --> 01:20:33,625 I will check each one of you personally, upon your exit from the area. 872 01:20:33,708 --> 01:20:37,166 Especially that tall hose. He's very suspicious. 873 01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:39,291 -Fine? -Thanks, man. I owe you. 874 01:20:39,375 --> 01:20:40,541 You owe me. 875 01:20:41,250 --> 01:20:42,166 See you. 876 01:23:00,083 --> 01:23:04,500 CONSERVATION AREA LAKE CHENDESH 877 01:24:42,750 --> 01:24:44,125 Help! 878 01:26:21,458 --> 01:26:23,916 Let's start. How do you call yourself? 879 01:26:25,791 --> 01:26:26,708 Excuse me? 880 01:26:26,791 --> 01:26:28,833 Name, surname? 881 01:26:28,916 --> 01:26:30,375 Vadim Rott. 882 01:26:31,375 --> 01:26:33,083 "Rott", as in "mouth"? 883 01:26:34,291 --> 01:26:37,000 As in "mouth" but with a double "t". 884 01:26:37,083 --> 01:26:38,625 Do you work or study? 885 01:26:38,708 --> 01:26:40,000 I work. 886 01:26:40,750 --> 01:26:41,750 Where? 887 01:26:43,375 --> 01:26:44,541 Freelance. 888 01:26:46,250 --> 01:26:47,708 That's not an option. 889 01:26:47,791 --> 01:26:49,250 What exactly do you do? 890 01:26:52,041 --> 01:26:54,041 I work in export. 891 01:26:54,708 --> 01:26:56,166 Are you a businessman? 892 01:26:57,125 --> 01:26:58,125 Well… 893 01:26:59,458 --> 01:27:02,875 I export to the Western countries 894 01:27:03,500 --> 01:27:05,375 the sounds of our animals. 895 01:27:08,375 --> 01:27:11,833 Misha, dear, please make us some tea. I guess this will take time. 896 01:27:14,208 --> 01:27:17,125 Let's do it this way, while he's making tea, 897 01:27:17,208 --> 01:27:21,625 you skip your jokes and explain to me, why you've been spying up there. 898 01:27:24,250 --> 01:27:26,708 I haven't been spying. 899 01:27:26,791 --> 01:27:28,416 So what have you been doing there? 900 01:27:31,541 --> 01:27:33,125 Let me say it as it is. 901 01:27:33,208 --> 01:27:37,000 Of course! We're a family here. 902 01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:44,791 I was trying to record the voice of the Rakhiv mallard, 903 01:27:44,875 --> 01:27:46,208 Mykhailo Ivanovych. 904 01:27:46,291 --> 01:27:49,166 Listen, skip the familiarity. 905 01:27:49,250 --> 01:27:52,958 Vasia calls me Mykhailo Ivanovych, but for you I'm Comrade Major. 906 01:27:54,208 --> 01:27:57,916 Where did you try to record the voice of the so-called "mallard"? 907 01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:00,875 Forgive me, Comrade Major, Mykhailo Ivanovych… 908 01:28:01,416 --> 01:28:03,958 I tried to do it at Lake Chendesh. 909 01:28:04,041 --> 01:28:05,791 The lake has dried up. 910 01:28:05,875 --> 01:28:09,166 There's nothing but a swamp. The same swamp you've got all over you. 911 01:28:09,250 --> 01:28:13,166 Show me what you've recorded at the border, 912 01:28:13,250 --> 01:28:14,833 I'm not joking with you anymore. 913 01:28:22,083 --> 01:28:25,291 See, there's nothing, it's empty. 914 01:28:25,833 --> 01:28:30,291 Better confess or I'll ask Vasia to check you. 915 01:28:37,583 --> 01:28:38,916 I'm honest with you. 916 01:28:39,541 --> 01:28:40,541 Vasia! 917 01:28:44,416 --> 01:28:46,458 I've got no time for this. 918 01:28:48,583 --> 01:28:49,916 Get your ass up. 919 01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:51,916 -How are you doing? -Stand up! 920 01:28:54,750 --> 01:28:56,916 Honestly, I am at work, the same thing. 921 01:28:57,625 --> 01:29:00,416 Come on, what is it? Six? 922 01:29:00,500 --> 01:29:03,416 And at what price are you? 923 01:29:05,041 --> 01:29:07,750 We should have decreased a little. 924 01:29:07,833 --> 01:29:10,041 I'll stay at work a little longer. 925 01:29:10,125 --> 01:29:11,833 You come back, stay a little longer. 926 01:29:12,416 --> 01:29:15,666 Put a "sale" sticker on the jar. 927 01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:17,000 Just something else… 928 01:29:17,583 --> 01:29:20,041 At least reach ten liters, and everything will be fine. 929 01:29:20,125 --> 01:29:22,291 No, I still have a bit of work to do… 930 01:29:22,375 --> 01:29:25,625 -Show me what's in your mouth. -There's nothing. 931 01:29:25,708 --> 01:29:28,041 …don't worry. I'll take a taxi. Yeah. 932 01:29:29,208 --> 01:29:30,291 Open it. 933 01:29:31,375 --> 01:29:33,375 No, you have no right to. 934 01:29:33,916 --> 01:29:37,333 My mouth is my private property, you cannot just get inside it. 935 01:29:39,625 --> 01:29:41,708 By the way, you have to introduce yourself. 936 01:29:41,791 --> 01:29:43,458 I need to see your documents. 937 01:29:46,375 --> 01:29:48,916 Come on. You're coming in… No. 938 01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:51,125 Listen to me. 939 01:29:51,208 --> 01:29:54,416 Don't you fret… I don't have much time. 940 01:29:54,500 --> 01:29:55,666 Mykhailo Ivanovych. 941 01:29:56,500 --> 01:29:58,666 I found a 32GB memory card. 942 01:29:59,791 --> 01:30:01,958 But I've never seen such a format. 943 01:30:07,750 --> 01:30:10,416 It's not that simple. I don't sleep here. 944 01:30:12,041 --> 01:30:13,125 Excuse me… 945 01:30:27,958 --> 01:30:29,708 Are you ready, guys? 946 01:30:29,791 --> 01:30:31,750 Let's see what he's got. 947 01:30:32,416 --> 01:30:34,333 Play it from the start. 948 01:30:47,125 --> 01:30:48,041 Next. 949 01:30:57,416 --> 01:30:58,833 Ok, next. 950 01:31:02,291 --> 01:31:03,541 That's what I thought. 951 01:31:05,291 --> 01:31:07,125 I see, all clear. 952 01:31:08,083 --> 01:31:10,166 Let's see what he has in his camera. 953 01:31:11,791 --> 01:31:13,000 How do you turn it on? 954 01:31:13,083 --> 01:31:14,916 There's a button on top. 955 01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:16,250 Okay. 956 01:31:17,750 --> 01:31:19,375 This button? 957 01:31:20,750 --> 01:31:21,833 Okay. 958 01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:29,333 Here you have it. 959 01:31:37,625 --> 01:31:38,791 Where did you take this? 960 01:31:39,583 --> 01:31:40,583 Show me. 961 01:31:47,583 --> 01:31:50,416 This is near Mukachevo. 962 01:31:53,625 --> 01:31:55,625 I don't remember anything like it. 963 01:32:03,500 --> 01:32:05,000 Does your tooth ache? 964 01:32:05,083 --> 01:32:06,083 Uh-huh. 965 01:32:11,375 --> 01:32:12,458 Open your mouth. 966 01:32:15,083 --> 01:32:16,208 Clutch it. 967 01:32:17,416 --> 01:32:18,750 Hold it and listen! 968 01:32:26,625 --> 01:32:31,208 Either we delete all your files, sounds, videos, 969 01:32:31,291 --> 01:32:35,375 forget about this misunderstanding and tomorrow you leave for Kyiv, 970 01:32:35,458 --> 01:32:40,000 or we let the espionage case go forward 971 01:32:40,083 --> 01:32:42,916 and send the files off for examination. 972 01:32:52,291 --> 01:32:54,833 Vadim, be honest with me, 973 01:32:55,833 --> 01:32:57,291 do you like honey? 974 01:33:01,541 --> 01:33:02,958 Depends on which kind of honey. 975 01:33:04,291 --> 01:33:05,291 Linden. 976 01:33:16,083 --> 01:33:17,166 No. 977 01:33:17,250 --> 01:33:19,083 I'm allergic to it. 978 01:34:35,750 --> 01:34:37,000 Hello, son! 979 01:34:37,625 --> 01:34:40,125 Merry Christmas to you from me and Enzo. 980 01:34:40,208 --> 01:34:43,291 We send you warm wishes from the heart of the Flemish region - 981 01:34:43,375 --> 01:34:45,125 the fine town of Genk. 982 01:34:46,250 --> 01:34:49,416 Genk is not the Europe you imagine. 983 01:34:49,500 --> 01:34:52,291 It's somewhere in between Debrecen and Donetsk. 984 01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:55,666 And to be honest, it's not exactly the heart of the Flemish region. 985 01:34:55,750 --> 01:34:57,666 It's more like the right kidney. 986 01:34:57,750 --> 01:35:01,458 Rain, factories and chocolate fondue. 987 01:35:01,541 --> 01:35:03,208 In short, it's not Italy. 988 01:35:05,625 --> 01:35:06,458 MAIL 989 01:35:06,541 --> 01:35:07,750 Sorry I don't call you often, 990 01:35:07,833 --> 01:35:10,250 there are a lot of problems I have to deal with. 991 01:35:10,333 --> 01:35:12,125 Enzo has a big family, 992 01:35:12,208 --> 01:35:14,333 we spent a month choosing gifts. 993 01:35:14,416 --> 01:35:16,458 It's good we haven't forgotten about you. 994 01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:18,875 We chose the present together. 995 01:35:19,750 --> 01:35:22,458 Enzo wanted to get you a new mic 996 01:35:22,541 --> 01:35:24,125 or a trip somewhere. 997 01:35:24,208 --> 01:35:27,833 But I managed to persuade him to get you a down jacket! 998 01:35:27,916 --> 01:35:29,208 Everyone wears them here! 999 01:35:30,166 --> 01:35:31,833 It's not only très à la mode, 1000 01:35:31,916 --> 01:35:34,500 but also a protection for your pelvic area. 1001 01:35:34,583 --> 01:35:36,583 You know what I mean. 1002 01:35:40,375 --> 01:35:42,875 Our grandpa is soon to visit us, 1003 01:35:42,958 --> 01:35:45,666 Enzo promised to pay for his medical treatment. 1004 01:35:46,458 --> 01:35:48,666 I urge you, please, light a candle for him, 1005 01:35:48,750 --> 01:35:51,416 if you'll be visiting the church before Christmas. 1006 01:35:51,500 --> 01:35:53,666 Ask for his surgery to go well. 1007 01:35:54,916 --> 01:35:57,208 Place the candle wherever your heart tells you, 1008 01:35:57,291 --> 01:35:59,500 but better somewhere nearby St. Nicholas. 1009 01:36:00,541 --> 01:36:03,125 By the way, remember, I told you a story about cows? 1010 01:36:04,041 --> 01:36:06,250 I wondered if they could look up? 1011 01:36:06,333 --> 01:36:08,875 This Sunday Enzo and I are visiting a farm, 1012 01:36:08,958 --> 01:36:12,166 he ensures me that the Belgian cows can do it! 1013 01:36:12,875 --> 01:36:15,833 Renew your cancelled passport and come visit us. 1014 01:36:15,916 --> 01:36:18,500 Everyone will be happy to meet you! 1015 01:36:19,083 --> 01:36:20,875 Enjoy your new down jacket. 1016 01:36:20,958 --> 01:36:22,666 It's very expensive. 1017 01:36:22,750 --> 01:36:23,833 Very much. 1018 01:36:24,416 --> 01:36:26,583 Love you. Mom. 1019 01:40:36,875 --> 01:40:43,875 TO EVERY MOTHER